blanchon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[esPoir]

Not bad, but I actually managed to litterally fuck the game up and the monster passes trough me, for no reason and then the world change and I'm stuck INSIDE a freackin' wall, the beast pass through to hit me and get me killed...

Just one thing : how to run away from a beast going faster than you do ? "C'est pas possible !"

[No Time to Explain]

funniest short game I've ever played EVAH !

[Ragnarok Eternal]

"Game over, you're now a sex slave for the rest of your life"

Aww, isn't it only getting started ...? :3

"keep running around with that mask, you may find something"

... THANK YOU SO MUCH REALLY NEEDED THAT !!!!

Ah, this game is so much fun, I really love the humor(if you haven't noticed yet ! :3 ). Can't wait for the full "non-april fool" version, I'd love it sooooo much !

P.-S. : keep those easter eggs like the one with the "manliest man", really love finding it !

[Berzerk Ball 2]

Excellent ! This game made me feel like I was watching some Dragon Ball fights !

But there is only one problem I noticed, It's about the French Translation ...

I gess it's Canadian French or something like that 'cause there are a few ... problems, like the word "verges" for example (used as a translation for "Yards") is an old word used as a distance mesure in the fields, but now, it's mostly used to say "Dicks" in French wich is pretty funny if you think that, to win a silver ingot, you have to "score 500,000 dicks" ... I can somehow feel like a whore ... *ahem*

ANYWAY ... I really loved the game, it's overall an awesome time waster and the music keep me loving your stuff, WHO THE FUCK RECORDED ALL THIS AWESOME SHIIIIT !?!?

I..I.

[Flash Advent Calendar '12]

24 animations in one, nice ! I'll come tosee the next ones for sure !

[Gunbot]

I'm in freakin' LOVE with that music ! That's just raping my ears, IT'S AWESOME !

[Outpost:Swarm]

I really loved Outpost : Haven, and now, you finally have a teammate !

But actually, I have a problem : Pressing the A button (ZQSD keyboard, do the same for me when playing on WASD mode and pressing Q) do not allow me to change weapon.
The weapon selection menu do show up, but immediatly disappear, just hope you can fix it ...!

Squize responds:

Hey,
We actually designed it that way, someone suggested it for the original Outpost ( I think it was someone here ) and we really liked the idea, the whole toggle thing for the weapon select slowed the gameplay down a little bit too much, it was like another pause mode.
So hold down Q, select your weapon, and let it go. It may take some getting used to, but it does feel better in the longer run.

Thanks for taking the time to write a review, and play the game.

[Rogue Soul]

Great game, I really love it ! Finally a Newgrounds game that has a good French translation, or should I say English translation (saw your profile ... :p) ...?

SoulGame responds:

Thanks you ! We are french indeed, so we are glad to make french translation for our buddies ;)

[Strike Force Heroes]

I really love this game ! I already played 2D mouse-controled shooter, but this one is one of the (if not the) BEST game of the genre !

-GRAPHICS- 4 stars
The characters such as the guns and the environment is very well made. However, to see how good the graphics are, you need a quite recent computer for the best graphics/speed quality.

-SOUNDS / MUSIC- 4.5 stars
The sounds FX are awesome (the same for the voice actors), but I won't talk about the music, because it's not my kind and also because of the ingame quality due to the file size limit ... but they actually sounds pretty good if you check them at the NGAP (especially for the main theme that is taken from an hymn used in the American Civil War).

-GAMEPLAY- 5 stars
Moving around the place is quite easy, I really enjoyed the fact that you automaticly climb low obstacles instead of jumping every five seconds to climb from boxes.

-TIME WASTE- 3.5 stars
This game is a good time waster but it would be MUCH better if you can actually level up faster, it gets a litle bit annoying when you reach level 15 with all classes

-MY OWN FEELING- 5 stars
This game is like a mix of all the greatest and mostknown shooting games, being inspired by such games as Battlefield 3 and Call of Duty. I even laughed my ass off at references to Star Wars, Shwartzeneger (come again ?), James Bond, The Chuck Norris himself and also the baseball bat ... BOINK !

-OVERALL- 5/5
'nuff said.

[Simple Dodgable]

Challenging, but 4.5 only for the fact that you can glitch the game : When I right click flash player, it's just as if the mouse was getting further on the right of where it is supposed to be, it can even go where it ain't supposed to be going ! (out of the flash screen, but still "inside" flash), by using this glitch, I never got hit at all !